Ellen’s Oscar Pizza Guy Gets His Tip
Fucking hell one day your just a pizza guy making pizzas in a regular pizza shop the next day brad pitts fucking handing out your pizza to just about every celebrity in existence on paper plates and you’re on the ellen show!
"All whales in captivity are all psychologically traumatized; it’s not just Tilikum."
"If you were in a bathtub for 25 years, don’t you think you’d get a little psychotic?"
"There’s no record of an orca doing any harm in the wild."
You guys forget about other animals too. I was in Vegas recently and the dolphins at The Mirage were acting strangely as well and my girlfriend got it on video. i bet there’s other instances at other places with other species as well and it’a sad
I remember when I thought people in their 20’s were adults. Now all of my friends are in their 20’s and everybody is just kind of fumbling around bumping into each other, trying to figure out where the free food is
Excellent gif use
You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.